Toilet Talk

I made my usual trip to the bathroom a little after lunch today and noticed something that tends to bring me displeasure whenever I enter a public bathroom….pubic hair. That’s right, a few strands of hair from someone else’s privates. I puffed some air at the hairs so they would go into the actual toilet, then proceeded to sit down on the toilet to begin my business. As usual, I expected the seat to be a little chilly, just enough to make it uncomfortable for a split second…after which, it’s no longer a concern.

But then I was overwhelmed! For that split second of time when my brain was supposed to be registering unpleasantness due to a cold and recently-laced-with-pubic-hair toilet seat, it was actually registering pleasure! That’s when it occurred to me that there’s just something about a warm toilet seat that can really make a difference in a person’s life.

We need more warm toilet seats.

~ by JF on February 27, 2007.